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Posted by portugalpress on October 26, 2017

Dear Editor

We would like to thank Ryanair for their new money-making idea of forcing couples to pay extra if they want to sit together. We are implementing this policy at our Walking Football Christmas Dinner by charging extra, all to go to charity, for anyone wanting to sit with their partner. Several players, who shall remain nameless, have offered to pay extra NOT to sit next to their loved ones!

CHRIS WRIGHT
Tavira

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